April 2012
139 posts
- me: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
- husband: No.
- me: "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
- husband: No.
- me: "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
- husband: No!
- me: "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
- husband: ...
- me: "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
- husband: Oh my God.
- me: "--They're probably too deep for you."